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View Poll Results: Do Women Fart?
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Yes women fart! dont ever let them tell you they dont. My mom blows up my house all the time and so does my sisters.


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Even queens fart, but women just aren't as passionate about them as some men are, or so I've heard.
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I'm sure they must build up all the gas during the day, and when they finally get home or in a private place, they just let it go in one massive MEGAFART hehe.
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Based on videos I have seen on the Internet, I can report that women do indeed fart, and that whenever they do it they need to have a handcuffed guy's head lodged up their backside.

I have tried sh*talopram, belowpar, diazesham, noshowmazine, lorazesham, Cynica, Ineffexor, crapranolol, futileoxetine and Depascrote without success.

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Based on videos I have seen on the Internet, I can report that women do indeed fart, and that whenever they do it they need to have a handcuffed guy's head lodged up their backside.
What kind of videos have you been watching?
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Of course we do! But! Our farts smell like flowers.
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No, they just queef.



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When my little sister discovered queefing, I swear she reacted as if it was a godsend. It was, at the time, a humor device to her. I was so ****ing done.

I'm quite glad I neither delved into nor inquired about that ish, especially as young as we were.

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I don't believe you at all about the taste. You are vegan anyway, so how would you know what meat tastes like. I get sick of vegans saying it tastes the same and then you bite into it and it's horrible.
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I suspect they do
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I tell my self not . Might add this to my turn offs profile

. WTF is wrong with me



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Queefing is pretty funny too. I used to do that in front of my sister. I laughed my *** off. Also did it in front of an ex. I was cracking up but he didn't seem so enthused.
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I'm going to make a thread about Queefing.
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I've heard they do which is absolutely shockingly outrageous.
And I had them on such a pedestal!
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It's easier for women to fart then guys.
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post #40 of 148 (permalink) Old 09-17-2013, 09:40 AM
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More often than you think ;_; *sad*
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