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#40 ·
^^ I don't watch that show only saw clips on YouTube, but that whole thing was great.
 
#43 ·
Murray: I've told you. When you are in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend. Past or present.
Jemaine: Yes, well, thanks for that.
Murray: You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation. Although there was four of them, so more of a love square. But you know, no-one gets on.
Jemaine: Ok, I see.
Murray: Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then.
Bret: Rumours
Murray: No. No, it's all true
-Flight of the Conchords.

I always laugh at Jemaine asking 'do we have any gigs Murray?' 'Ah yes I have an answer for that...no'.
 
#48 · (Edited)
"What's the rope for?"

"Oh! Well how do you like that? I got rope."

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"I'm Dr. Van Nostrand from the clinic. I'm gonna need Elaine Benes's chart. She's a patient of mine, and I don't think she's gonna make it. It's very bad . . . very messy."

"I see, and what clinic is that?"

"Uh, that's correct."
 
#49 ·
"Heaven help me, I love newbie theatre! Honest, I do! It's the way you both play your parts, with such wonderful commitment, that almost had me believing that you aren't having whiny, neurotic, extremely pale sex with each other."
 
#51 ·
Jake: Amy! We know where Franzia is. We're gonna go arrest him; I need you to take Mac.
Amy: No, you need to take Mac; I have to go right now!
Jake: So do I! What do we do?
Amy: I guess we could call that creepy babysitter you like so much.
Jake: The babysitter is Franzia!
Amy: Even better! Two birds with one stone, we bring him to you!
Jake: We're not giving our baby to a serial killer!
Amy: OH, GROW UP!
Jake: COME ON!
 
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