Caden: I wanted to ask you, how old are kids when they start to write?
Madeleine: Listen, there's an absolutely brilliant novel written by a four year old.
Madeleine: Little Winky by Horace Azpiazu.
Caden: That's cute.
Madeleine: Hardly. Little Winky is a virulent anti-Semite. The story follows his initiation into the Klan, his immersion in the pornographic snuff industry, and his ultimate degradation at the hands of a black ex-convict named Eric Washington Jackson Jones Johnson...
Caden: Written by a four year old?
Madeleine: . . . Jefferson.
Caden: Wow, written by a four year old?
Madeleine: Well Azpiazu killed himself when he was five.
Caden: Why did he kill himself?
Madeleine: I don't know, why did you?
Madeleine: I said, 'Why would you?'
Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. ~Winston Churchill