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JayDontCareEh 02-19-2010 01:13 PM

Favorite movie quotes.

Cerberus 02-19-2010 03:05 PM

there are a lot of good ones in The Last Boy Scout:

"Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".


Milo: You think you are so ****ing cool, don't you? You think you are so ****ing cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

Jimmy Dix: Hey, man. You ever play ball? You've got a good build.
Joe Hallenbeck: What are you, a ***?
Jimmy Dix: No, I'm just trying to break the ice.
Joe Hallenbeck: I like ice. Leave it the **** alone.
Jimmy Dix: Oh, you're a lot of fun to be with.


Sarah Hallenbeck: [arguing; justifying her infidelity] You were never around. You know what? **** you, Joe. I was lonely!
Joe Hallenbeck: Buy a dog.

bowlingpins 02-19-2010 03:08 PM

It's 30 minutes away, I will be there in 10.


Black_Widow 02-19-2010 03:10 PM

"I respect the power the mind has over the body, it's why I do what I do"

(Dr Crane/Scarecrow - Batman Begins)

seastar 02-19-2010 03:29 PM

"Hello, Cleveland!"

march_hare 02-19-2010 03:37 PM

"You talkin' to me?!"

jbjlove 02-19-2010 03:42 PM

"They don't even know what it is to be a fan, you know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band so much, that it hurts." -Sapphire [Almost Famous]

Prakas 02-19-2010 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by bowlingpins (Post 1265105)
It's 30 minutes away, I will be there in 10.


:D LOL that was great. I love Burn Notice.


Its not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. -Rocky

ashley26 02-19-2010 10:15 PM

Bertram Pincus: "Dr. Prashar - youre from a... scary country, right?"

Dr. Prashar: "Im from India..."

Bertram Pincus: "But, youre not... Christian, like us?"

Dr. Prashar: "Im a Hindu..."

Bertram Pincus: "Yeah. So, um, how would you extract information from"
a hostile?

Dr. Prashar: "Well... as a... Hindu person... I would just... ask
him... politely..."

I love this movie.

Unlikely hero 02-19-2010 10:35 PM

first rule of fight club YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

papaSmurf 02-19-2010 11:13 PM

Woman: What happened to your hand?
Man: Well, do you want the short version or the long one?
Woman: (emphatically) The long one.
Man: Alright. I was trying to save my life and it didn't work.
Woman: So.... what's the short version?
Man: I burnt it.

erasercrumbs 02-19-2010 11:26 PM

The following is an exchange from the classic film Sunset Boulevard. "Joe" is a cynical writer, and "Norma" is a former starlet of silent films, bitter that movies with sound have become so popular.

Joe: I'm not an executive, just a writer.

Norma: You are...writing words, words, more words! Well, you'll make a rope of words and strangle this business! But there'll be a microphone there to catch the last gurgles, and Technicolor to photograph the red, swollen tongues!

SilentWitness 02-20-2010 12:48 AM

This is a great thread, I love movie and t.v show quotes. Some of my faves -

Gattaca -

Vincent: There's no gene for fate.

Vincent: You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind -

Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.

Clementine: You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.

IcedOver 02-20-2010 10:02 AM

Just two random quotes:

I generally hate Tarantino's movies and despise "Pulp Fiction" but I re-watched it last year and the way this quote rhymed really made me laugh:

(Tim Roth pointing a gun at Sam Jackson): "I'm gonna count to three. If you don't open that case, I'm gonna unload in your f**king face."

From "Videodrome":
"The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena ó the videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore television is reality, and reality is less than television." --This quote is so applicable to our modern era.

ShyRon 02-20-2010 11:55 AM

Harold and Maude:

"I haven't lived. I've died a few times."

JayDontCareEh 02-20-2010 12:52 PM

Bounty hunter: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Wirt 02-20-2010 01:23 PM

Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
[sucking sound] I drink it up!

seastar 02-20-2010 01:57 PM

"So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?"

JayDontCareEh 02-20-2010 02:29 PM


seastar 02-20-2010 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by JayDontCareEh (Post 1266491)
I'm genuinely curious to know what movies those quotes are from seastar. :0)

The first This Is Spinal Tap, the second Weird Science.

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