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Favorite Movie Quotes

What are some of your favorite quotes or scenes from movies?

Here's a touching monologue from the film 'Bad Santa';

"I beat the sh%t out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something."
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From Withnail and I.

Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news.
I: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
Withnail: We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
I: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a *****ed clock! I feel dreadful, I really feel dreadful!
Withnail: So do I, so does everybody. Look at my tongue; it's wearing a yellow sock. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Eat some sugar.

"[Hillary Clinton] is a *****. And so am I. *****es get stuff done. That's why Catholic schools use nuns instead of priests. At the end of the year you hated those *****es, but you knew the capital of Vermont." - Tina Fey
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Here's a few lines from Desperate Living, The single most quoted movie in my life.
"I hereby proclaim that you be gang-raped by my soldiers, injected with rabies, and exiled to the streets of Mortville, where you belong. (Points to her daughter) Seize her and f**k her!"

The lines from first few minutes of the movie where Peggy Gravel has an emotional breakdown is great....
"Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! Sorry?! What good is that? How can you ever repay the last thirty seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives! [slams phone.]"
Right after a kid breaks her window: "Don't tell ME I don't know what Vietnam is like!"

Please help us, we were raped!
Police officer: You were raped?

"Get it, Peggy! Eat it, eat it!"
"....But I don't know HOW."

I also like:
"I'm going to blow your bowels out!"
"I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax."
"I'm surprised she didn't ask me to wear my vagina backwards."
And every line from Queen Carlotta, but it's Edith Massey's delivery that makes them great, like, "Goddammit. Goddammit. Who threw mud at me? Goddammit." And the scene where she has the mustache guy strip for her, "Show me some private areas."
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"We all go a little mad sometimes"

Mr Norman Bates - Psycho (1960)
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"Oh. Where are you going?... Oh, you men are all alike; seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! Oh... I think I love him."

The wonderful Madeline Kahn in 'Young Frankenstein'.
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"Gentlemen, rest your sphinchters!"- Hedley Lamarr Blazing Saddles

"Suzanne sucks p*ssy!"- Reggie Dunlop Slap Shot

"A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it."- Dryden Lawrence of Arabia

"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."- Lloyd The Ref

"Merde!"- Gen. Pierre Cambronne
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"Let me just say that if God were a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system."

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (the guy from 30Rock, I don't know his name).
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"I made you come sixteen times in a night."
"...Not one of them was good."
"That's because you got...no...wooooomb!"
-From Tough Guys Don't Dance

Also, my current signature (from Fight For Your Life).
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"Suzanne sucks p*ssy!"- Reggie Dunlop Slap Shot

You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free. -Denis Lemiuex from Slap Shot
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"where is my farm..... heres my mother ****ing farm...(shoots fake guns everywhere).... Im a lead farmer mother ****er!"

Not my favorite quote but I just watched that movie on demand and rewound that part like 15 times. Its from tropic thunder.

It might not be such a bad idea if I never... never went home again.
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