Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Underneath Samuel L. Jackson's Kangol hat.
Hah, I love Withnail & I.
Here's a few lines from Desperate Living, The single most quoted movie in my life.
"I hereby proclaim that you be gang-raped by my soldiers, injected with rabies, and exiled to the streets of Mortville, where you belong. (Points to her daughter) Seize her and f**k her!"
The lines from first few minutes of the movie where Peggy Gravel has an emotional breakdown is great....
"Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! Sorry?! What good is that? How can you ever repay the last thirty seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives! [slams phone.]"
Right after a kid breaks her window: "Don't tell ME I don't know what Vietnam is like!"
Please help us, we were raped!
Police officer: You were raped?
"Get it, Peggy! Eat it, eat it!"
"....But I don't know HOW."
I also like:
"I'm going to blow your bowels out!"
"I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax."
"I'm surprised she didn't ask me to wear my vagina backwards."
And every line from Queen Carlotta, but it's Edith Massey's delivery that makes them great, like, "Goddammit. Goddammit. Who threw mud at me? Goddammit." And the scene where she has the mustache guy strip for her, "Show me some private areas."