Hmmm, figures. After nearly 2 decades on this website, still no gods or goddesses have ever been demonstrated to exist. Oh, Lily, can you ask Yahweh which one of Noah's family brought gonorrhea and pin worms on the ark?
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
- Ezekiel 23:20
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ***.
--1 Samuel 15:3