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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-06-2020, 08:05 AM Thread Starter
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Ready for Rapture?


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And I always thought this would be
the land of milk and honey
Oh but I came to find out that it's
all hate and money
And there's a canopy of greed holding me down.
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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-06-2020, 12:39 PM
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I'm not ready. I'd still like to see season two of the Mandalorian and the Witcher.

I voted because I watch the Mandalorian and the Witcher religiously.

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post #3 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-06-2020, 12:52 PM
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I'm rapt for the rapture. or wrapped for the wrapture. one of those.

i don't want to say it in a new post but people who think this is a real thing really scare me...

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I don't believe in the rapture. Unless someone can convince me otherwise.
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Yup, beam me up Scotty.






And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death
Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow,
A poor player that strut's and fret's his hour upon the stage and is heard no more,
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
- Macbeth
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Yes can't wait . Oh when that day comes I pray Father says well done my faithful servant.

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Yeah OK. Awesome!

It would mean that my feeling that we live in a nihilistic void of nothingness cloaked within a convenient candy wrapper of contentment and bull$h1t, totally wrong. Anything is better than that pit of despair!!

The dent to my ego that I was wrong and the fact that I'd most likely spend eternity burning in the pits of hell for having the gall to question things would be a real downer though. At least while I burn, I might find some sense of contentment in fact that I tried to be honest within myself.
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Not to mention that an ancient text telling us to abide by a set of rules in order to obtain unconditional love sounds like being in a very psychologically abusive relationship.
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YES! my life is in the toliet --please let God beam me up
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I'd like to remind everyone so as to avoid disappointment, there's only 144,000 getting a golden ticket to the penthouse suite, out of 107 billion people who've ever lived.






And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death
Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow,
A poor player that strut's and fret's his hour upon the stage and is heard no more,
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
- Macbeth
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post #11 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-06-2020, 04:45 PM
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No way. It's like that episode of The Simpsons when the Flanders were being beamed up during the apocalypse and the Simpsons family was left behind. I fear I'll never be a true Christian enough due to my ego, plus I don't really like this principle of most people going to hell.



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Wait, was that a car horn or was it the trumpet of the Lord?
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I'm ready for the nerd rapture, but that isn't supposed to happen for another 29 years or so.

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Sorry, I don't subscribe to any of the popular death-cults.

There's no such thing as the "rapture." I just feel bad for all the morons out there who seriously think that "god" will save us all from global warming, war, poverty, disease, etc. The sooner we all start taking responsibility ourselves and stop waiting for magic sky-daddy to do everything for us, the better.

But of course this is an unpopular and minority opinion. Which is a huge part of the problem.

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Sorry, I don't subscribe to any of the popular death-cults.

There's no such thing as the "rapture." I just feel bad for all the morons out there who seriously think that "god" will save us all from global warming, war, poverty, disease, etc. The sooner we all start taking responsibility ourselves and stop waiting for magic sky-daddy to do everything for us, the better.

But of course this is an unpopular and minority opinion. Which is a huge part of the problem.
really?! I still feel that there are more atheists out there than 'religious' people. I hate it when I hear the weather news reporter say something like "Thanks to Mother Nature". Where did Mother Nature come from?!
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post #16 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-07-2020, 01:44 AM
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Yep burn it all down.



I mean I don't believe in the rapture but we can wipe ourselves out you know.

But yeah if you care about stuff the West's biggest problems are Christian Zionism, Zionism, and greed but then you'll already know that. Considering they funded Islamic extremism it's many people's biggest problem now.

Some people heard my words and thought it meant they knew me
Truth is, I don't exist, I'm just a soundtrack to your movie
Some background figure in a story that's already scripted
And what I feel's just felt for you to hear me ****ing spit it
I jump in many different heads through these words and poems
Always hoping maybe the next leap'll be my leap home

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I feel like I need to start buying more ammo since humanity can't control it's ancient tribal monkey DNA.
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post #18 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-08-2020, 06:30 PM
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Wait, was that a car horn or was it the trumpet of the Lord?
I image god would arrive driving a Buick with one of those loud melodious horns officially inaugurating the Rapture
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post #19 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-08-2020, 06:44 PM
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I think the ones WANTING a rapture will be sorely disappointed by the final verdict...
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post #20 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-10-2020, 03:22 PM
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I'm not convinced there will be a rapture.
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