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Old 04-23-2009, 01:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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When did you commit yourself to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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The food aspect drew me in...what can I say?
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I felt the touch of His Noodly Appendage three years ago. Ramen, siblings.
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I Was hooked the first moment i discovered him, feeling the touch of his saucy appendage. I instantly decided that the noodly path is the righteous one.
All hail his holiness the FSM!! And to my fellow followers and everyone else, may the sauce be with you. Ramen
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I think I'm disappointing my god, Flying Spaghetti Monster. I haven't dressed up as a pirate in over 10 years and I haven't eaten spaghetti in over a week.
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I haven't commited yet but out of all the other gods he's at the top of my list.
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Ramen!
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Ramen!
Say it again, brotha!
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mmm delicious inexpensive ramen. College student breakfast of champions.
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I like japanese noodles.
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I was touched by his Noodly Appendage about two years ago. We proudly sell pirate regalia (!!!) and The Gospel of the FSM in the bookstore I work at.
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I'd be ok with my kids learning a creationist view of the FSM, it would at least be entertaining.

It's pretty funny but church of the subgenius did the parody religion thing way before in the 70's.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius
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Yeah, but their parody isn't nearly as funny as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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