This is how I feel as well. I am terrible at everything I have ever tried. I have no talent, skills or abilities. The simplest tasks confound me despite the massive amount of analysis I apply to all of my immediate endeavors. When I was growing up, everyone told me how smart I was, and yet I struggle with the slightest challenge, whether it be intellectual or social. People always say, 'everyone has a talent', but in my experience, this is categorically false. Many people have many talents, and many have none. Unfortunately, I am in the latter group. I have nothing to live for besides watching a few select sporting events on TV each year. I give nothing to the world; I am a parasite, who many people justifiably think should be eradicated from the Earth.
Now I am 24 and work as a midnight shift janitor with two mentally challenged people. Nothing could be more fitting. I only wish that I could be like them, and be so dense as to not realize what I am.
Join the Army, travel the world, meet interesting people, and kill them