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JS86 · 08-15-2009, 10:30 AM

I come across quite a few sentences on my internet travels that are either amusing or bizarre or just plain strange. I will start.

"Never say a hippopotamus is ugly until you have asked another hippopotamus."

Freedom2010 · 08-15-2009, 01:31 PM

Haha. That is funny!

I got a work newsletter with my paycheck that had random facts on it. It said an apple is 80% water and that is why it floats.

Still Waters · 08-15-2009, 01:39 PM

From the day that you're born,till you ride in the hearse,there's nothing so bad that it couldn't be worse.

JS86 · 08-15-2009, 11:34 PM

"I walked into a room marked 'Ladies', but all there was were toilets...

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MaidMarian · 08-16-2009, 04:09 AM

"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland." - Woody Allen

JS86 · 08-16-2009, 05:20 AM

Instead of using Wii Fit to lose weight: "Just pretend there's a Curly Whirly in front of your gob and chase it. The pounds will fly off. Only negative is that you'll ultimately be disappointed by the lack of Curly Whirly."

Efsee · 08-16-2009, 06:39 AM

this is from a dream forum, the thread is titled dream characters say the darndest things. of course there would be some weird quotes in there, being originated from dreams.

"I'm disappointed with this universe... I expected some better music."

Random Guy: "This might sound really weird, but do you know what I think is really sexy?"
Me: "What?"
Random Guy: "When you look at the trees and how they keep going off into infinity."

" I have tasted the clouds...and they taste cold."

JS86 · 08-17-2009, 07:00 AM

"So you eat stuff off the floor, right, and sometimes it's chocolate and you're delighted! But even if it isn't it's always interesting."

epril · 09-01-2009, 10:10 PM

A loaf of bread, a carton of milk, and a stick of butter.

Pocketfox · 09-01-2009, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaidMarian

"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland." - Woody Allen

Allen has some great ones.

"In formulating any philosophy, the first consideration must always be: What can we know? That is, what can we be sure we know, or sure that we know we knew it, if indeed it is at all knowable. Or have we simply forgotten it and are too embarrassed to say anything? Descartes hinted at the problem when he wrote, “My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.”"

"We talked about contemporary psychoanalysis, which Helmholtz regards as a myth kept alive by the couch industry."

I love his article about UFO sightings, in which he offers the theory that aliens are not more technologically advanced than humans but "just very lucky", and cites testimony from "Dr. Brackish Menzies... who is either lead astronomer at Mount Wilson Observatory or under observation at Mount Wilson Mental Hospital (the letters are not clear)".

08-15-2009, 10:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
JS86 Status: SAS Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Gender: Male Age: 23 Posts: 310	Weird or amusing quotes, rhymes, sayings, etc. I come across quite a few sentences on my internet travels that are either amusing or bizarre or just plain strange. I will start. "Never say a hippopotamus is ugly until you have asked another hippopotamus."

08-15-2009, 01:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Freedom2010 Status: breaking free Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Here, there, and eveywhere Gender: Female Posts: 2,214	Haha. That is funny! I got a work newsletter with my paycheck that had random facts on it. It said an apple is 80% water and that is why it floats. __________________ "Live right now- just be yourself. Doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else." - Jimmy Eat World

08-15-2009, 01:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Still Waters Status: Lost And Unaccounted For Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Stuck in the Lost and Found Gender: Female Posts: 668	From the day that you're born,till you ride in the hearse,there's nothing so bad that it couldn't be worse. __________________ I knew a man who lived in fear It was huge,it was angry,it was drawing near Behind his house,a secret place Was the shadow of the demon he could never face. He tells the world that it's sleeping But as the night came 'round I heard it's lonely sound It wasn't roaring,it was weeping. - Weeping - Josh Groban

08-16-2009, 04:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
MaidMarian Status: dazed and confused Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Vancouver, Canada Gender: Female Age: 45 Posts: 896	"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland." - Woody Allen __________________ No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness. - Aristotle

08-15-2009, 11:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
JS86 Status: SAS Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Gender: Male Age: 23 Posts: 310	"I walked into a room marked 'Ladies', but all there was were toilets... "

08-16-2009, 05:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
JS86 Status: SAS Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Gender: Male Age: 23 Posts: 310	Instead of using Wii Fit to lose weight: "Just pretend there's a Curly Whirly in front of your gob and chase it. The pounds will fly off. Only negative is that you'll ultimately be disappointed by the lack of Curly Whirly."

08-16-2009, 06:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Efsee Status: SAS Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Gender: Female Age: 19 Posts: 333	this is from a dream forum, the thread is titled dream characters say the darndest things. of course there would be some weird quotes in there, being originated from dreams. "I'm disappointed with this universe... I expected some better music." Random Guy: "This might sound really weird, but do you know what I think is really sexy?" Me: "What?" Random Guy: "When you look at the trees and how they keep going off into infinity." " I have tasted the clouds...and they taste cold."

08-17-2009, 07:00 AM	#8 (permalink)
JS86 Status: SAS Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Gender: Male Age: 23 Posts: 310	"So you eat stuff off the floor, right, and sometimes it's chocolate and you're delighted! But even if it isn't it's always interesting."

09-01-2009, 10:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
epril Status: sa challenger Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: arizona Gender: Female Age: 45 Posts: 2,646	A loaf of bread, a carton of milk, and a stick of butter.