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The object to your left is now your weapon of choice...

..in the pending zombie Apocalypse. What is it?

*No cheating, no matter how lame the item! Heh.

Me, I have a Marine Corps hat. Yeah... I'll probably go out fairly soon.


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I sure hope zombies are allergic to chamomile.

Stay away from here. It's not healthy.
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A hot water bottle.. I'm so dead.
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I'll be smashing zombies with a large computer speaker. It's about the size of a gallon of milk and fairly heavy to boot, but I've got some serious concerns about its durability.
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touch tablet pen . er NEXT!
house keys .. err NEXT!
moisturizering lotion

well I'm ****ed aren't I.
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A stack of post its, watch out zombies
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A plate full of cookies. Offering cookies to the zombies as an alternative to my brain will buy me time to escape to the wilderness.

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My iPod..

Hell no..I'd rather die than break my iPod

Love you more, than those *****es before
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a 40 pound dumbell. i think a blow to the head with a 40 pound dumbell would kill a zombie, well i hope it would lol
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A pen, a page ripped from a notebook and 1,13$ in change. At least I've got a pointy thing and some projectiles. I should be able to make it out of the room before they eat me.


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a small rug. sweet!

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a sock..i could kill a zombie with a sock. wrap it over my hand..shove my fist into the mouth..and keep pushing upward until i get to the brain and rip it out. i imagine rotten zombie flesh is kinda jelly like.
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A cushion! You may as well just surrender now.
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A doodle pad....maybe a paper cut?
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A first aid kit, an AK 47, an armoured jeep and a brain guard.

'you'll never use all that ****' they said! 'it's a waste of money' they said!

Not so high and mighty now, eh? We'll just see who survives this theoretical zombie apocalypse. We'll just see.

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An first aid kit, an AK 47, an armoured jeep and a brain guard.

'you'll never use all that ****' they said! 'it's a waste of money' they said!

Not so high and mighty now. We'll see who survives this theoretical zombie apocalypse. We'll see.
We were fools to have doubted you.
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A teaspoon. Slowly but surely, I'll whack those zombies to a bloody pulp. Or not.
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A teaspoon. Slowly but surely, I'll whack those zombies to a bloody pulp. Or not.
that reminded me of this vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

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