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Status: 007
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: My Mind
Gender: Male
Posts: 300
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How do atheists get married?
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Status: sa challenger
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: arizona
Gender: Female
Age: 45
Posts: 2,646
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by the justice of the peace
why does Diane Keaton always wear long sleeves, gloves, and turtlenecks?
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"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" |
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Status: dances, like a fridge
Join Date: Nov 2008
Age: 23
Posts: 1,569
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I heard this on the radio: Why don't they make mice flavoured cat food?
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"this is not me, this is me reacting to your perception of me" |
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Status: SAS Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,140
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why dont they make cheese with chocolate milk?
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Status: dances, like a fridge
Join Date: Nov 2008
Age: 23
Posts: 1,569
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Oh thats easy, its because ... err. So that they can ... Maybe its to.. arrrghh... <tugs at hair> ...
<Pulls out racist card!!!>
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"this is not me, this is me reacting to your perception of me" |
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Status: Failure - Life Sucks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Delaware
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Posts: 425
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lol..follow up question...
How come the happiest cows are from California? |
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Status: mostly harmless
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Gender: Male
Posts: 636
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If you took a picture of yourself, and then looked at it in the mirror, would you look normal?
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The trick is to experience, not anticipate. |
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Status: Failure - Life Sucks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Delaware
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Posts: 425
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Status: Stir crazy
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: UK
Gender: Male
Age: 44
Posts: 672
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Are ducks called ducks because they duck or is ducking called ducking because ducks do it?
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Status: Stir crazy
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: UK
Gender: Male
Age: 44
Posts: 672
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After you've just head-butted the sharp corner of a kitchen worktop, can you tell from the amount of blood if it will need stitches?
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Status: wheresthefire?inmyeye!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: WILL you people please leave me alone?I'm supposed to be working lol
Gender: Female
Age: 45
Posts: 1,226
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here's something I've always wondered about, but it will be garbled to say the least:
when you look in a mirror, are you not only seeing the distance from yourself to the mirror, but twice that same distance, as it is reflected? Or is it that the picture plane, so to speak, is still just from yourself to the mirror, so that is all the distance you are actually seeing?
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One day I will change this sig to something really cool, if I only had a brain.... |
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Status: SAS Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Great Basin Desert by lilac bushes
Gender: Male
Posts: 691
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If the only thing in the universe was a giant rotating donut would the donut still be rotating?
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Status: SAS Member
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: IL
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Posts: 106
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What's a hotdog made of?
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Status: wheresthefire?inmyeye!
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: WILL you people please leave me alone?I'm supposed to be working lol
Gender: Female
Age: 45
Posts: 1,226
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^ crap. mystery meat. terrible chemicals. They're delicious.
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One day I will change this sig to something really cool, if I only had a brain.... |
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Status: Adrift
Join Date: Jun 2008
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Posts: 139
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If a crab and a half weigh a pound and a half, but the half crab weighs half as much again as the whole crab, what do half the whole crab and the whole of the half crab weigh?
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Status: Stir crazy
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: UK
Gender: Male
Age: 44
Posts: 672
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Whenever I see public ice skating rinks on TV, the people are always skating around in an anti-clockwise direction. In Australia, do people skate clockwise?
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Status: mostly harmless
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Gender: Male
Posts: 636
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Where exactly is brown on the color spectrum?
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The trick is to experience, not anticipate. |
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Status: SAS Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Wales, Uk
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Posts: 986
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In the toilet!
Was the colour orange named 'orange' first o'r the fruit? Why are women's clothes sold in sizes like 10, 12, 14 etc? Why are UK shoe size's one down from the US, for example UK 8 is US 9? |
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