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Old 09-06-2009, 11:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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A boy cornered Dora, equally forcingly grappling her into jogging krill, lavishly moving north onto people's quaint, red savannahs, tearing up vile Xavier's young zebra.

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A blonde diva entered Fuddruckers, gazing hopefully into Jeff Kendle's lovely moody narcissistic open palms, quickly realizing something troubled Ula violently when X-rated yearnings zapped.- 2 minutes?

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A beautiful chick drove everywhere frantically guessing how instant jello keeps lazy, manic, narcissistic orangutans peacefully quiet, robbie stuffs the unbelievably very wonderful x-mas yellow zucchinis.
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A builder came driving erratically for good hygiene in Jamestown K-Mart lamenting many new odius podiatrists quarkily running society tumultuously under vast waters xena yearningly zapped.
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Another b-stard came drunk early, fumbling gracelessly, hiccuping, imbibing jaegermeister, kissing lasciviously, mumbling nonsensical obscene poetry quietly regarding some tramp undertaking vandalism while xeroxing yellow zits.

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Apparently, Brawny Chap Davy Endicott Flailed Grapes Heartily Inside Johnson Kettle Laboratories, Mainly Netting Old Plants Quickly, Reinvigorating Substantial Trust Underneath Vivid Wackiness Xciting Young Zealots.
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A beguiling cultist danced erratically for guests, hoping inside "just kill little me," not opening patterns quite right, swerving tightly under venomous wandering xyris, yearning zoroaster.

There's a strange kind of elegance to these. Maybe this form is the next haiku?
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Anna built cold, dark ephemeral flying guards, hinged inside joking lying monkeys never ordering privately quiet racy steel tassels urging veal whale xeroxed yellow zebras.
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Aerial buildings, calling "Danger!" egregiously from garish haughty islands, jeweled kenosis, lightened madly, never openly performing qawwali, reserving self torture, understanding vilified watchers' xylomancy, yet zero.
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A beguiling cultist danced erratically for guests, hoping inside "just kill little me," not opening patterns quite right, swerving tightly under venomous wandering xyris, yearning zoroaster.

There's a strange kind of elegance to these. Maybe this form is the next haiku?
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Old 09-07-2009, 03:06 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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As Bertha came dancing egregiously, fanning girls happily, I jeered, keeping Lloyd Matthew needlessly overly passionate, quickly realizing someone took umbrage, violently whacking xeroxed zygotes.
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A beautiful cat danced elegantly from graceful humility into jiviing, knocking large morose nincompoop over, pausing quaintly, responding slowly, tenderly, unobtrusively whispering "xylophone young Zoe".
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Wow, you guys are good! I can only get to G or so
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Old 09-07-2009, 08:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
 
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how did you guys come up with those?...i cant do it
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And blue cars don't ever find good helical indexes, just karts, living manically, never offering people quarters, restlessly suffering transcendental unsatisfaction, versus wanting xerophyte youngster zoos.
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Wow, you guys are good! I can only get to G or so
I did two, and I forgot G each time.
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Andrew backed cunningly down Evergreen, followed gingerly, harboring Indian jellybeans, keeping Lucy mute, not obeying people, quietly raking straw, timelessly, ultimately veering westerly x-ways yelling "zounds"!
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A beautiful country does expect foreigners.
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A backwards, carnivorous duck emoted fancy gasps, hungrily imbibing Japanese kumquats lengthened moreso never over pies, questioning reality sometimes through unwavering valiant warriors, xenophobic young zealots.
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All boys can drive effeminate fords going hundreds...oh screw this.
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Always be cautious driving enormously fat gorilla home it just keeps licking my neck, ok quickly run swiftly to UFO, venus womens x-raying yellow zebra.
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