Yes i do recall having this discussion with you! It was some 2 years ago, i was abit irritaded that they would stop selling OTC painkiller (paracetamol and, ibuprofen) in Sweden at gas stations or such, since some people OD on them...
This sounds nice! Seems like "life" has taken an positive turn these last 2 years. (not counting in your departure with "Satan")
Hope that doesn't sounds like you worship the devil...
Yes, Tylenol is the world's #1 suicide drug. No doubt because it is so exceedingly common. And it will indeed produce death -- via liver failure, in about 2 weeks during which you can ponder your meeting with the Reaper. Obviously, they don't give liver transplants to the suicidal, seeing how they have a history of wasting perfectly good organs.
That is an example of a piss poor suicide done by a clueless individual who obviously failed to do their research. I actually once convinced a woman NOT to kill herself by showing her a table that listed suicide methods with their duration till death, efficacy rate, and pain level as rated by pathologists. Most methods are not very effective at all, exceedingly slow, and excruciatingly painful. I mean pouring a gallon of gasoline on yourself and lighting up will almost surely kill you, but do you really want a 95 (on a 100 point scale) for pain as you die? That would be the most agonizing method I know of.
Nations (and US states) that allow euthanasia have you take an anti-nausea drug followed 20 minutes later by a fatal dose of Seconal or Nembutal. You drift off to sleep peacefully never to awake again. Your loved ones can be by your side as you go. That certainly seems the humane way. If one is diagnosed a terminal -- as my father was in 2005 -- should the best you get be hospice care where these angels of death do nothing as you lose all dignity & humanity?
We should have called a hospice nurse over to wipe a 75-year-old man's a** after he crapped the bed, and while she was cleaning my father I could have asked her to explain to me the dignity of a natural death. She might have had some difficulty doing so while wiping up fecal matter.
No way am I going out like my father. If I am diagnosed as terminal like him, I will kill myself with my SBS (short barrel shotgun). Pathologists rate shotgun in mouth as the least painful way to go, scoring 5 on their pain scale. Of course, anyone who can use Google can find pics of shotgun suicides. And while humane, they certainly rule out an open casket funeral, being the most gruesome & graphic things you can imagine. They make the gore of even the most sickening horror movie appear tame by comparison. And my wife can't be beside me holding my hand as I go, unless she is wearing hearing protection and coveralls to remain clean as blood & bits of brain and scull fragments decorate the wall. She probably also doesn't want to see a headless husband.
Last year I was forced to euthanized Dan, a very sickly rat that I loved. Thinking of him with his head almost entirely removed by a 9mm hollow point made me cry, even though I knew it had to be done and that I had terminated his life as humanely as possible.
As for Satan, he has launched a new attack and is now threatening to sue me if I fail to give into his extortion demands. I was forced to hire a lawyer -- who bills at $275 per hour -- to defend myself against his attack.
If Satan demands a trial, my lawyer will demand it be before a jury and Satan can see how sympathetic he sounds when his extensive history of alcohol abuse is entered into evidence. The youngster Satan has for a lawyer has most likely has never seen a jury, as most lawyers haven't.
My lawyer will try to get the case tossed with a summary judgement. Satan will be torn to ribbons if he wishes to proceed to trial.