No, you are not alone.
I don't want to do anything except sit around on my computer, watch TV and sleep. I have next to no personal or career aspirations and very little motivation in all areas of my life. The only reason I go to work each day and actually achieve something is because I'd die without money for food, water and shelter and I'd be bored without the Internet and TV - that's it. There's no great plan in my life; I'm not working to 'better myself' and get ahead in the world.
To really illustrate my lack of motivation and drive, it actually makes me angry that I'll need to work for the better part of my life just to stay alive and maintain the status quo. If it were up to me I'd fade away into nothingness. Why can’t the world just leave me alone and stop requiring me for things? Why must I have responsibilities when it comes to family, friends and work? Why is the burden of simply being alive forced upon me? I never asked for all of this. Please, just go away and let me waste space in peace.
To reiterate: I don't want to do anything.
Note: As a disclaimer, I’ve been to college and studied engineering but my heart was never in it. (It's tough trying to get through uni when you have zero work ethic.)
"What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger?"
"Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition."
[Hangs up and turns to others]