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nubly · 11-03-2009, 10:01 AM

how does this work? when you order a coffin from them, i'm assuming they dont ship it to your house? does it go straigth to the morgue?

Lisa · 11-03-2009, 10:25 AM

Are you planning your funeral? Dont buy now. It will be totally out of style when the time comes in, say, a few decades. LOL

shadowmask · 11-03-2009, 10:27 AM

^He can always put it on layaway.

Banzai · 11-03-2009, 11:10 AM

Wow. Supermarkets in America sell coffins?!?

Jnmcda0 · 11-03-2009, 02:17 PM

I heard Costco sells coffins as well. Of course, at Costco, you have to buy 6 of them.

Neptunus · 11-03-2009, 02:19 PM

Wow, Wal-mart does sell everything!

KyleThomas · 11-03-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Are you planning your funeral? Dont buy now. It will be totally out of style when the time comes in, say, a few decades. LOL

I made that mistake. Bought a coffin about ten years ago. I wouldn't be seen dead in it now.

WineKitty · 11-03-2009, 03:05 PM

I had no idea WM sold coffins.

Breakfast0fChampions · 11-03-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by WineKitty

I had no idea WM sold coffins.

About a week ago I was actually thinking about if Walmart sold coffins they'd have a monopoly on pretty much every single thing a human being could physically need.

And then I saw this article: "Wal-mart starts selling coffins"

Perfectionist · 11-03-2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KyleThomas

I made that mistake. Bought a coffin about ten years ago. I wouldn't be seen dead in it now.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Fuzzy Logic · 11-03-2009, 03:25 PM

Here in the UK the co-op had a funeral business, I think. Although I think that's been around for ages.

Tungsten · 11-03-2009, 03:48 PM

The only question I have is if the package it's delivered in contains the Walmart smiley logo, because that would just be wrong.

Actually, I think a lot of the coffins sold at Walmart end up getting used for other purposes besides burying people. With a few modifications a coffin can be made into a nifty goth bookshelf or a storage chest to keep your trench coats and combat boots. Or you can stack one on top of another to make a coffin coffee table. Or you can attach wheels to make a coffin go-cart. There's literally thousands of uses.

Lisa · 11-03-2009, 03:59 PM

Some of the more interesting models out there at the mo. Not sold at Walmart (as far as I know).

nightrain · 11-03-2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jnmcda0

I heard Costco sells coffins as well. Of course, at Costco, you have to buy 6 of them.

Emptyheart · 11-03-2009, 05:02 PM

Wow!
Didn't know that walmart sold coffins.....I find that kinda odd.
But totally tell us how much you got it for..I need one too =P lmao!!!

nubly · 11-03-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Are you planning your funeral? Dont buy now. It will be totally out of style when the time comes in, say, a few decades. LOL

if i find a spider-man one, i'm getting it

Iced Soul · 11-03-2009, 09:19 PM

This thread so makes me want to go out and order a coffin.

inna sense · 11-04-2009, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KyleThomas

I made that mistake. Bought a coffin about ten years ago. I wouldn't be seen dead in it now.

Georgina 22 · 11-05-2009, 04:37 AM

That is sooooo strange that wal-mart in america sells coffins..eww..i'd be freaked out to go shopping there i think LOL oh and depressed

nubly · 11-05-2009, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Georgina 22

That is sooooo strange that wal-mart in america sells coffins..eww..i'd be freaked out to go shopping there i think LOL oh and depressed

they only sell them on their website

11-03-2009, 10:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
nubly Status: SAS Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: USA the greatest and best country in the world!! :) Posts: 7,065	so if you order a coffin from wal-mart... how does this work? when you order a coffin from them, i'm assuming they dont ship it to your house? does it go straigth to the morgue?

11-03-2009, 10:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
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11-03-2009, 11:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
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11-03-2009, 02:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Neptunus Status: Authenticating Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Female Posts: 2,837	Wow, Wal-mart does sell everything! __________________ "When I stand before thee at the day's end, thou shalt see my scars and know that I had my wounds and also my healing." ~Rabindranath Tagore "Being gentle means forgiving yourself when you mess up. We should learn from our mistakes, but we shouldn't beat the tar out of ourselves over them. The past is just that, past. Learn what went wrong and why. Make amends if you need to. Then drop it and move on." ---Sean Covey

11-03-2009, 03:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
WineKitty Status: Almost 10,000 Posts :) Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alone Inside My Mind Gender: Female Posts: 9,967	I had no idea WM sold coffins. __________________ "The more I know about people, the better I like my dog." - Mark Twain

11-03-2009, 10:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lisa Status: Missing her friends!!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Britain Posts: 2,067	Are you planning your funeral? Dont buy now. It will be totally out of style when the time comes in, say, a few decades. LOL

11-03-2009, 02:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jnmcda0 Status: SAS Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Florence, KY Posts: 2,103	I heard Costco sells coffins as well. Of course, at Costco, you have to buy 6 of them.

11-03-2009, 03:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fuzzy Logic Status: SAS Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland Gender: Male Age: 23 Posts: 307	Here in the UK the co-op had a funeral business, I think. Although I think that's been around for ages. __________________ “There is but a thin line between madness and genius. I have been trying valiantly to cross it, but I don’t think I’m mad enough yet.”

11-03-2009, 03:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
Tungsten Status: SAS Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Gender: Male Age: 30 Posts: 1,120	The only question I have is if the package it's delivered in contains the Walmart smiley logo, because that would just be wrong. Actually, I think a lot of the coffins sold at Walmart end up getting used for other purposes besides burying people. With a few modifications a coffin can be made into a nifty goth bookshelf or a storage chest to keep your trench coats and combat boots. Or you can stack one on top of another to make a coffin coffee table. Or you can attach wheels to make a coffin go-cart. There's literally thousands of uses.

11-03-2009, 03:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
Lisa Status: Missing her friends!!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Britain Posts: 2,067	Some of the more interesting models out there at the mo. Not sold at Walmart (as far as I know).

11-03-2009, 05:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Emptyheart Status: wishes to be SA-free Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: In my own world. Gender: Female Posts: 368	Wow! Didn't know that walmart sold coffins.....I find that kinda odd. But totally tell us how much you got it for..I need one too =P lmao!!! __________________ Her skin is white cloth, and she's all sewn apart and she has many colored pins sticking out of her heart. She has many different zombies who are deeply in her trance. She even has a zombie who was originally from France. But she knows she has ......a battle, a battle she cannot win. For if someone gets too close to her, the pins stick farther in.

11-03-2009, 09:19 PM	#17 (permalink)
Iced Soul Status: Dancing on Rainbows Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Calilalaland Gender: Female Age: 21 Posts: 1,775	This thread so makes me want to go out and order a coffin. __________________ I scraped my knees while I was praying And found a demon in my safest haven. Seems like, it's getting harder to believe in anything Than just to get lost in all my selfish thoughts. I wanna know what it'd be like To find perfection in my pride To see nothing in the light Just turn it off In all my spite, in all my spite, I'll turn it off. - Turn It Off - Paramore http://twitter.com/MissEerie

11-05-2009, 04:37 AM	#19 (permalink)
Georgina 22 Status: wants to be anxiety-free Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: In my little shell lol Gender: Female Posts: 602	That is sooooo strange that wal-mart in america sells coffins..eww..i'd be freaked out to go shopping there i think LOL oh and depressed