Social Anxiety Support

Jnmcda0 · 11-01-2009, 06:45 PM

- mac n' cheese is considered a meal
- freezer is full of food, refridgerator has beer/soda and condiments
- you wash your bedsheets about once a year
- your car looks like you've been living out of it
- your idea of cleaning your room is to shove everything into the closet and close the door
- you need to go to the grocery, but don't actually go for five more days
- drop a piece of food on the floor? kick it under the refridgerator
- it's a beautiful day outside, so you close the blinds to reduce the glare on the screen
- you have an empty rack for DVD cases and stacks of DVDs next to the TV
- if a shirt has been worn, but doesn't have any visible dirt or stains, you just spray it with Febreeze
- you only check the mail when you are expecting videos from Netflix
- you don't open the mail for another two weeks
- you rearrange the empty cans on your desk to fit more cans
- you have a treadmill with an inch of dust on it
- if you wake up before noon, you tell people you got up too early and need a nap
- you only wash clothes/dishes when there are none left
- wash colors and whites together
- you buy fruit and salad, but never eat fruit or salad
- your garbage each week consists of pizza boxes, soda/beer cans, and McDonald's/chinese food containers
- you only clean the cat's litterbox when the whole house/apartment smells like the litterbox
- you tivo shows and then never watch them

Add your own.

ch3cooh · 11-01-2009, 07:16 PM

HOW DARE YOU? Mac n cheese is by no means a meal! Not until you mix in some browned ground beef or italian sausage

STKinTHEmud · 11-01-2009, 08:22 PM

-You use the floor as a filing cabinet.
-You test whether or not clothes are wearable by sniffing them first.
-You have no qualms about peeing with the door open.
-You rush home from work to catch a Steven Segal marathon on TV.

Perfectionist · 11-01-2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by STKinTHEmud

-You have no qualms about peeing with the door open.

This.

And man, it's scary how many of these apply to me.

KumagoroBeam · 11-01-2009, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jnmcda0

- if a shirt has been worn, but doesn't have any visible dirt or stains, you just spray it with Febreeze.

I've done this before. Actually a lot of those apply to me.

chunkylover53 · 11-01-2009, 08:33 PM

- You have a floordrobe

rdrr · 11-01-2009, 08:51 PM

- straightening up around your place only when you have company or special company over (meticulously cleaning for the latter)

Rufus · 11-02-2009, 12:04 AM

This looks more like a list for any slob suffering from depression.

steelmyhead · 11-02-2009, 12:15 AM

you only own one chair and you move it from table to table

mind_games · 11-02-2009, 12:23 AM

Quote:

- it's a beautiful day outside, so you close the blinds to reduce the glare on the screen

odd_one_out · 11-02-2009, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STKinTHEmud

-You use the floor as a filing cabinet.
-You test whether or not clothes are wearable by sniffing them first.
-You have no qualms about peeing with the door open.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chunkylover53

- You have a floordrobe

These apply

Hot Chocolate · 11-02-2009, 02:29 AM

Haha! I could relate.

max4225 · 11-02-2009, 03:33 AM

Hmm, you know I'm not like that. I keep everything spiffy and well organized. mac n' cheese can be a meal if you add some ketchup or chili.

inna sense · 11-02-2009, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jnmcda0

- you rearrange the empty cans on your desk to fit more cans

sadfox · 11-02-2009, 02:54 PM

spot on most of those apply to me im not the only one.also i never shave and trim beard and tache with scissors and only shower once a week.this is sad and unhealthy i know

11-01-2009, 06:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jnmcda0 Status: SAS Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Florence, KY Posts: 2,103	Signs you are a bachelor - mac n' cheese is considered a meal - freezer is full of food, refridgerator has beer/soda and condiments - you wash your bedsheets about once a year - your car looks like you've been living out of it - your idea of cleaning your room is to shove everything into the closet and close the door - you need to go to the grocery, but don't actually go for five more days - drop a piece of food on the floor? kick it under the refridgerator - it's a beautiful day outside, so you close the blinds to reduce the glare on the screen - you have an empty rack for DVD cases and stacks of DVDs next to the TV - if a shirt has been worn, but doesn't have any visible dirt or stains, you just spray it with Febreeze - you only check the mail when you are expecting videos from Netflix - you don't open the mail for another two weeks - you rearrange the empty cans on your desk to fit more cans - you have a treadmill with an inch of dust on it - if you wake up before noon, you tell people you got up too early and need a nap - you only wash clothes/dishes when there are none left - wash colors and whites together - you buy fruit and salad, but never eat fruit or salad - your garbage each week consists of pizza boxes, soda/beer cans, and McDonald's/chinese food containers - you only clean the cat's litterbox when the whole house/apartment smells like the litterbox - you tivo shows and then never watch them Add your own.

11-01-2009, 08:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
rdrr Status: One of the cool kids. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: the city Gender: Male Posts: 338	- straightening up around your place only when you have company or special company over (meticulously cleaning for the latter) __________________ These are my friends This is who they have been for always These are my days This is how they stay

11-02-2009, 12:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
Rufus Status: SAS Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: PA Gender: Male Posts: 2,497	This looks more like a list for any slob suffering from depression. __________________ This man is dangerous; he just shed his load on your best party frock.

11-02-2009, 12:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
steelmyhead Status: mostly harmless Join Date: May 2009 Location: California Gender: Male Posts: 636	you only own one chair and you move it from table to table __________________ The trick is to experience, not anticipate.

11-02-2009, 02:29 AM	#12 (permalink)
Hot Chocolate Status: Colourful Spongy Cake! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: S.E.A Posts: 1,121	Haha! I could relate. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed Misunderstanding all you see It's getting hard to be someone But it all works out It doesn't matter much to me Let me take you down 'Cause i'm going to strawberry fields...

11-01-2009, 07:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
ch3cooh Status: SAS Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Oklahoma...OK! Gender: Male Posts: 50	HOW DARE YOU? Mac n cheese is by no means a meal! Not until you mix in some browned ground beef or italian sausage

11-01-2009, 08:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
STKinTHEmud Status: SAS Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: CA Gender: Male Age: 27 Posts: 357	-You use the floor as a filing cabinet. -You test whether or not clothes are wearable by sniffing them first. -You have no qualms about peeing with the door open. -You rush home from work to catch a Steven Segal marathon on TV.

11-01-2009, 08:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
chunkylover53 Status: Marvellous. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Sydney Gender: Female Age: 28 Posts: 135	- You have a floordrobe

11-02-2009, 03:33 AM	#13 (permalink)
max4225 Status: SAS Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Great Basin Desert by lilac bushes Gender: Male Posts: 691	Hmm, you know I'm not like that. I keep everything spiffy and well organized. mac n' cheese can be a meal if you add some ketchup or chili.

11-02-2009, 02:54 PM	#15 (permalink)
sadfox Status: SAS Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: hamilton scotland Gender: Male Posts: 78	spot on most of those apply to me im not the only one.also i never shave and trim beard and tache with scissors and only shower once a week.this is sad and unhealthy i know