Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: in a subterranean nest with a family of burrowing owls
Oh crimeny, I know how you feel. Not so much from the sweating, but just the sheer anxiety of having to greet everyone. Can you imagine how rough it would be to go to one of those churches where you have to hug people at the beginning of the service? I might as well be expected to do cartwheels down the aisle.
As ellebee89 posited, you might want to try the evening service. It's much more laid-back than the morning services.
Once he made me soooo mad
I knocked him on the floor
He rolled a-round
and found a little paintbrush
as he held it in his teeth
he painted angels
on the skirt I wore
- The Residents, Harry the Head