Whenever I tell my mom I'm not going to church on a particular Sunday she gets all flustered and goes "you need to go to church, else you'll get out of the habit!" Hahaha. Because, you know, Christ said "you shall go to church ONCE a week, EVERY week, (ONLY on Sunday, mind you,) and dress nice and sit in funny benches called pews and listen to a funny man quote Scripture out of context to fit with whatever he wants to say, and sing a cute song that makes you feel all happy, and then ignore everyone else there and go home and not think about God for the rest of the week, and then repeat so you can feel good about your "spiritual life."
Yeah, it completely misses the point.
I follow Jesus, but I hate the religious, churchy culture that I grew up in.
If all else fails, eat dinner.