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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-21-2013, 06:17 PM Thread Starter
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If you were to have an interview with God what would you ask him?

I have always been plagued with a million questions I want to ask God like why did you create the world? why is there so much pain and suffering in the world? and my favorite why did you not consult me before sending me forth into the world?. I will love to know what your own questions are.
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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-21-2013, 06:25 PM
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I would ask him why he let me survive cancer when I was a baby. What is my purpose? Why am I here? Why are any of us here?

Why not end this all and start fresh?

But I don't believe in God, so I can ask the questions that need to be asked. I'm predicting most questions will be: "Hey how about this problem in my life? Will he ask me out?"
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I would ask him first , how did he make the whole universe. 2nd Q , I would ask him what sort of buzz do he get out of watching people suffer in the world. 3rd Q , I would tell him he is a nut job.
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I'd give him a swift kick in the nuts then say, "wtf god! W T F!" XD

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Testing his omniscience would be fun.
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I'd ask him in a Seinfeld voice: "What's the deal with making Satan?"
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I'd ask him why he's so busy helping celebrities win Oscars that he can't feed starving African children.

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Let me be your instrument of Purification! For i will purge all the evil in the world!
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I would ask god how were you created? And by who?
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If I were to have an interview with a real god, I would be surprised if he is not the one doing the interviewing. But then again, he is omniscient and I'm not sure if there is anything about me he doesn't already know. As you can see, it is all very complicated.

But if it so happens that I am the one doing the interview, the overwhelming question I've always wanted to ask is "Who's Your Daddy"?
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God, why won't you destroy Satan and all the evil in the world?
God, why do you allow suffering to go on in the world?
God, why haven't you done any amazing feats these days like you use to in the "bible days"?
God, if your omniscient, you knew Adam and eve would disobey you right? So why did you make the tree of knowledge?

lol I could go on and on...
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post #13 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-06-2013, 05:36 PM
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are you proud of yourself?
PS. I don't believe in god, but am willing to admit I could be wrong, it wouldn't be the first time.
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Hi, what's up? and probably just talk about some stuff a bit... and then ask if He/She'd give me a winning lottery number... or at least give me a bigger penis ffs xD
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post #15 of 31 (permalink) Old 08-08-2013, 02:51 AM
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i dont think he would be in a state to answer..hes obviously some kind of fog or something
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post #16 of 31 (permalink) Old 08-08-2013, 03:24 AM
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I would ask god these 3 questions:
1. If you know everything, then why didn't you tell Adam and Even that they were going to eat the apple and doom everyone?
2. Why didn't you ask me if I wanted to be born instead of just dropping me on Earth?
3. So are you a guy or a girl?
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I would ask him this "Which one are you?" *in reference to the thousands and thousands of gods out there*

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"Why are you such a useless dick", is what I would ask.

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post #20 of 31 (permalink) Old 08-12-2013, 07:00 AM
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"huh you are real after all who knew that? Thanks for all the lovely animals and sorry about all the bad stuff I did but why did no one ever love me?"
I have a bad feeling that if there is a god I wont be meeting him.

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