Hmmm...
1. Some people tell me I write well...I disagree, but the fact that they think this is a "good thing" nonetheless.
2. Some people tell me I am funny - I think that this is very much hit-and-miss, but whatever.
3. I generally have a good talent for making things up which sound plausible and intelligent, but actually aren't. This talent has got me both exam grades and university offers, even an offer of a grant.
4. I have absolutely no interest in fashion, cosmetics or celebrity culture. This is something I like very much about myself, because it is a very rare trait in westernised humans, and I find it quite deplorable.
5. I can be dryly cynical and detached even when subject to great suffering - this annoys many people, but it makes me feel better.