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Originally Posted by NoMarriageHole
AHAHAHA! Dude...exactly, but it's never (that I've seen) the other people in the room that jump in, just the person I happen to be talking to.
I have a hard time meeting parents and stuff too...actually, I think I fell in love with my boyfriend when he told me his parents were dead. I just hate parents so much because I think I come off as fake when I try painstakingly hard not to curse/say something otherwise offensive.
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Dead parents are easier to please, no doubt. The only way for me to hide (from parents) the fact that I'm about to say something sarcastic and ridiculous is to censor myself so severely that they think I'm humorlessly military. The last time I was asked the words, "describe yourself" by a girlfriend's mother, I looked her straight in the eyes and said, "I like cheese. But I like applesauce better than I like cheese." And just stared back. Edit: This is my fallback plan, generally.