[Orchid20]

Originally Posted by Drella

Most of the day, I spent playing "pirates" by myself. I just put on an eye patch and a gold earring, got drunk, and screamed nonsense until someone beat on my door with a broom handle. It spanned roughly seven hours and, you know,… I lost a lot of good men on my ship. Gorgotriev, the beastly sea octopus, stole the sacred amulet and turned my men into that white substance that gets stuck to the corners of Abe Vigoda's mouth, so I had to defeat the beast on my lonesome, with only a shaker of "Morton's" salt and the guidance of my trusty parrot, Samuel.

This made me laughoutloud. Awesome.