I was bullied throughout my life. This is why I have no trust in people. People are like wild animals and can bite me anytime. This is why I like to keep a low profile so no one notices me.
troll: man, we got a lot of snow
troll: three feet, man!
troll: no school, man, it was sweet
yooper: you closed school for three feet of snow?!?!??!?
troll: you like excessive punctuation, don't you?